Products & Services

Butt Nuggets

Here at Kert Ranch, we have nicked named our Eggs “Buttnuggets”. 100% Organic.

$6 a dozen.

Ranch Experience

Couples weekend stay at the ranch includes a night stay in our authentic Indian Teepee, Steak Dinner & Breakfast, followed by a unique set of ranch experiences you can choose from. (Spring, Summer) Available 2026, contact us to get on the list booking runs fast.

  • Goat Yoga

  • Animal Feeding

  • Animal Care

  • Archery

  • Ax Throwing

Goats Milk

Coming Soon Summer 2025

Goat Lotion

Coming Soon Summer 2025

Goat for Sale

2025 - We have kids on the way, contact us to get on the list. Price: $125

100% Organic Fertilizer

We have 30 lbs bags of Fertilizer for sale $20.